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You do NOT spam.
You must have a valid name.
Negative nonsense is unnecessary.
Any ridiculous comments are subject to deletion, or may be saved for public humiliation.
Repeated offenders may be subject to becoming banned from posting comments. We're not afraid of using the banhammer.
If this is your first night at omjii, you MUST comment.
*Note* Breaking the "Rules of Comments" will result in a ninja (or a minja) visiting you in the near future...